either you eat bacon, or you are wrong

either you eat bacon, or you are wrong

a phrase meaning "there is no point in arguing with you because you adamantly continue claiming your point of view, even in the face of scientific evidence to the contrary."

Aunt Petunia : Harry, you dress so terribad.

Harry : lol. either you eat bacon, or you are wrong, right? If I would conduct an opinion poll among Hogwarts students, 100% of them would say I dress normally for my school and generation.

by Sexydimma August 28, 2014

eat shit 22

IT MEANS GET AWAY AS FAST AS YOU CAN, BECAUSE YOUR UPSETTING ME A LOT

YOU NEED TO GO VERY FAR AWAY FROM ME AND MAKE IT SOON BUDDY, SO EAT SHIT 22

by MOTHERGOOSE-918 December 21, 2013

A national eat a banana day

On 18. October you have to eat atleast 1 banana... So you can challenge your friends to eat a lot od bananas and then call them "Minion"

Jake: yo bro, go eat a banana
Mike: nah, no thanks
Jake: you have to cuz of A national eat a banana day

by PraviDečkoKiMaRadBanane October 16, 2020

Eating the Turkey

When you cum in a girls ass then you stuff your meat back in and then you put it in her pussy cum again and the eat her out.

Man I just caught Anthony Eating the Turkey

by Errxr August 16, 2018

Eating Streets

To go out alot or spend a lot of time outside.

Ben: What are we doing Chris.
Chris: Today we're gonna be eating streets.
Ben: Where we goin?
Chris: As many places as we can.

by Cool Guy August 16, 2015

eat a soup

your a nasty thot yo dick musty/ pussy stank n need to get a life so eat a soup (WHO EVER TOLD YOU THAT BEAT THEY ASS)

Get out of my face and eat a soup bitch.

by HAHA im correct hoe September 19, 2017

box eating

The act of eating out a vagina, common lesbian term.

"Seems like I'll be doing some box eating tonigh ;)"

by Bannana Bean June 2, 2016