Louisiana Crunch Cake

when you poop on a bitch

my girl was snoring so i just pulled a louisiana crunch cake in her mouth to shut her up

by lilLasagna December 06, 2019

ultimate patty cake

The art of palm-to-Palm warfare. The one that plays the sport has to be so fierce, boiling with fury. When the two hands of the gladiators meet, black holes appear out of no where. God's awaken from their eternal slumber. Even John Cena cannot defeat the masters of palm-to-palm combat.

OMG THEY'RE PLAYING ULTIMATE PATTY CAKE! WE MUST ALEART THE KING AND HIS GUARDS! IT IS TOO DANHEROUS TO PLAY IN THE OPEN!

King: GUARDS, SEIZE THEM!

by TheAnonymousDictionarySurfer October 02, 2015

super cakes

A really large, well-shaped buttox on a girl

Her booty is so fine, she has super cakes!!!!

by Tash3456 April 04, 2011

Zebra Cakes

Referring to the stretch marks on a booty, usually on a Black woman, but not limited to.

The stretch marks are usually in a pattern on the booty cheeks, that resemble that of a zebra’s stripes.

Usually a term of endearment.

Oooo, look at them cakes that got stripes. Those are some nice zebra cakes

by Moebee May 21, 2022

Zebra cake

Usually a mixed girl black\white who sucks hella weins usually albino in texture.

That yellowbone "zebra cake" sucked the whole squad off even todd.

by Akalordprettycampos May 04, 2016

Chocolate cake batter surprise

When you are baking a cake and run out of chocolate and decide to use your diarrhea as a substitute, but you don’t tell anyone and it is a surprise

He had a chocolate cake batter surprise after eating his friend’s cake. He ended up shitting it out the next day and making his own version of it.

by FireFuego May 21, 2025

cake after sex is so goated

"cake after sex is so goated" is the most charismatic phrase ever to exist. The guy who made it has the ability to make people bend to his will with this one phrase. Psychologists hate him!

person 1: cake after sex is so goated
person 2: what
person 1: cake after sex is so goated
person 2: you're not making any sense
person 1: cake after sex is so goated
person 2: please stop
person 1: cake after sex is so goated
person 2: cake after sex is so goated
person 1: cake after sex is so goated
person 2: cake after sex is so goated

by cakeaftersexissogoated September 10, 2021