National Grizzly Bear Day

A day where you eat mass amounts of salmon and blueberries.

Dude, it’s National Grizzly Bear Day.

Man, I bet those Salukis are eating good tonight.

by User 98702 October 25, 2023

Essex Bear

Either a tall, hot, hairy chested guy from Essex, typically named Ian, who is easily the sexiest guy in the room... or a Teddy bear you can buy from Adventure Island at Southend-on-Sea. Both are great to cuddle up with, but only one will make you truly happy.

Girl 1: Who's that guy over there?
Girl 2: Oh, that's Ian. He's a real Essex Bear
Girl 1: I must have him now

by SqLvr19 August 14, 2022

Polar Bear

That one overweight white woman that you see desperate black men dating.

"Yo, you see Jakobe's new girl? That one big white girl, she a snow bunny fo' sho"
"Nah bruh, that's a polar bear. 💀"

by Btsabortedchild January 9, 2024

Crystal and The Bear

A morning show duo from The Lake of the Ozarks. Who think they are funnier than they are....still pretty funny though!

Hey did you Hear what Crystal and The Bear said on 107-9 The Coyote today?

by anonymous November 24, 2021

Teddy bear

When one shits, then shaves pubic hair before flushing.

Laid a mad teddy bear for the real estate.

by B-ry. June 11, 2018

Simply Bear

A simple person that you should follow

hey your Simply bear

by TerrenceLmao March 5, 2021

The Round Bear

A short but handsome male who secretly reciprocates feelings toward another male coworker and is also involved in fornication activities with another coworkers mother.

Dave is The Round Bear

by bham69420 January 2, 2023