Beans

When something or someone is excessively cool.

Wow, bro, that new episode of real housewives was really beans.

You look really beans in that knockoff chanel.

by beanbeanbeanbeanbean July 29, 2022

Bean ratio

When you're trying to readjust a beanbag chair and you get it perfect.

"Yo Ryan stop messing up my bean ratio."

by Isakisafag February 19, 2015

Three Bean Salad

A three bean salad is when a male goes down on three women at once. Not to be confused with a poutine pounder (which refers to the same but with the eating of anus) or the taco casserole (which involves a woman going down on three women at once).

I had the best time of my life last night. I had a three bean salad with my wife and her sisters.

by Mega Hemroids May 30, 2022

Beans On Toast

An ideal British Breakfast

Rover: I'm having beans on toast for breaky

Edgar: Oh that sounds oh so lovely

by UltimateDoge November 1, 2022

Beans

Also known as Colin, is usually a red-head that all the ladies fall for. If you are looking for a date this is the man to go to. He is stronger then Chuck Norris and is best friends with the one and only Jesus Christ. If you have any questions about grammar don’t ask Beans, he’s a math type of dude.

Girl 1: Man this math homework is pretty hard
Jesus Christ: you should ask Beans
Girl 1: you mean the hot guy with red hair
Girl 2: what if I need help on grammar, Will he help?
Jesus Christ: Hell na sista!!!!!!

by Singlepringlebeans April 9, 2019

done you bean

An insult used when getting the ball past someone in a game of football, as long as the person doesn't have bean in their name.

Done you bean.

by ReverendLuke February 13, 2025

Bean Teen

A teenage boy who eats soybeans. Soybeans contain Estrogen. A femboy. Bean Teen

Shut the fuck up, Bean Teen.

by Teen Bean April 10, 2022