i hate dazai

'i hate dazai' is a extremely long fanfic about the bungo stray dogs character 'dazai osamu'.
The day it was released it got 11.5M words making it longer than 'DAZAI OSAMU IS NOT DEAD. DAZAI OSAMU WILL NOT DIE. DAZAI OSAMU WILL LIVE.'

Person 1: "hey have you read 'i hate dazai'?"

Person 2: "no, what is that?"

Person 1: "its a really long fanfic about someone hating dazai osamu!"

by nekonyann August 22, 2023

I ❤️ you

Simply means I love you. Sometimes a shy guy would say it when he doesn't want to say those three little words.

I ❤️ you Fangfang.
I ❤️ you too Scotty.

by Fangfang October 15, 2017

I GOTTA SHIT

Typically a term used by someone who is experience a sudden urge to shit. So much so that they require an immediate resurgance to the nearest restroom.

"MOVE THE FUCK OUT THE WAY CLEETUS, I GOTTA SHIT"

by Jaquandious November 21, 2022

I Don't Know

The answer you get from about every 6 year old...

Mom : Johnny apples or bannanas?

Johnny : I don't know!

by Kakashi_works_at_amazon_tiktok December 12, 2020

I has a bucket

The best site on the internet ever.
It contains someone stealing a poor animal's bucket.

one day he'll get it back, one day...

animal: I has a bucket.
person: grabs bucket
literally every single living being in existence: NOOOOOOO THEY BE STEALING MY BUCKET

by TheDumbAssGuy March 29, 2022

I dond dog

A phrase popularized by the CS:GO youtuber Anomaly.

Russian: your mother
Anomaly: your father
Russian: is autist
Anomaly: your dog
Russian: i dond dog

by Erk212121 February 18, 2019

kaos i grønland

When a beef starts (Norwegian)

Did u see that, Kaos I Grønland!

by Olivier Girouud February 8, 2017