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Suck and gargle

The act of completing a blow job by gargling the semen. Often seen as a sign of respect for the wasted sperm being sacrificed for her pleasure.
Sally's a really great chick. She gave me a suck and gargle out of respect for my swimmers.
by Samuel Cox August 21, 2017
mugGet the Suck and garglemug.

Suck my dick

by You’re mom April 3, 2019
mugGet the Suck my dickmug.

sucks boots

A nicer, school friendly, way to say ' sucks balls '.
Person 1: My English teacher gave me so much homework today
Person 2: Wow, that really sucks boots
by Ben Dover #1 September 21, 2022
mugGet the sucks bootsmug.

Suck my peen

by Lil Debbie's husband May 16, 2021
mugGet the Suck my peenmug.

National Suck Dick Day

Girlfriend: come over baby it’s national suck dick day!
Boyfriend: since when?
Girlfriend: since I become horny
by I’m very honest March 29, 2020
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suck my dick you faggot!

First coined my the actor Jonah Hill against a photographer who was harassing him,

"suck my dick you faggot!" is a simple and convenient phrase to use against anyone who annoys you in any situation.
Whether it's that door to door salesman, a Jehovah witness, that idiot colleague at work. There are endless possibilities. You can even spice it up a. bit by saying "Suck my dick you fucking queer eyed gay faggot poofter" to add that extra punch when you now they are definitely gay.
At the Sydney Mardi Gras: Police officer: "I'm sorry sir, the road is closed for the parade, you'll have to turn around and drive another way."
You say: Suck my dick you faggot!
by de-pube May 11, 2024
mugGet the suck my dick you faggot!mug.

Sucked face Shitter

The sucked in facial expression when a homeless scumbum desperately needs to shit and there not afraid to shit anywhere in public
Hey Patti,get on the next ferry cause it looks like a sucked face shitter splattered the deck with a vengeance.
by DOT Employee April 3, 2021
mugGet the Sucked face Shittermug.

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