The particular predicament that occurs when you are tripping on cough syrup (aka robotripping, dexing, or tussing) and attempt to masturbate or fuck, but cannot perform to completion, NO MATTER HOW HARD YOU TRY.
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Chad: Bro's always short on dick measurers.
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