Urban Dictionary

A website where everyone’s horny and disgusting all the time. It’s a challenge not to find jokes about sex, or terms of sexual activity. If you don’t know what this website is, don’t use this place for any actual definitions. You have been warned.

Somebody: I’m gonna go on urban dictionary to find some definitions for my report. Let me search up “desire.”
Desire: a want for sexual contact/intercourse.
Someone: oh, uh, ok, how about “mental state?”
Mental state: a health based version of how much hot sex you have.
Someone: Oh, uh, what about “kitten?” That can’t be sexual right?
Kitten: another name for a woman’s cute (millennial name for female genitalia relating to cat.)

Someone: yeah I walked right into that one. Ok “video game” can’t be sexual, right?
Video game: an interactive version of pornography.

Someone: I give up.

by DrKoneko December 31, 2020

Urban Dictionary

a place where goofy ahh people write goofy ahh definitions

dude 1: bro im gonna write a definition in the urban dictionary
dude 2: you're gonna become goofy ahh now

by le bingus July 24, 2022

Urban Dictionary

The place you go when your on Ft with your girl and your bored out of your mind

I like to browse the urban dictionary

by Wolfe8017 September 20, 2019

Urban Dictionary

The official dictionary of Babylon , Where the whores children post their garbage.

Urban Dictionary- Where lowlife demonic losers go to post their ignorant definitions.

by JOHN8:44 September 8, 2022

Urban Dictionary

Did you really need to look this up?

- No
- Then why are you here?
- ... Idk.
- Ok... Yor already on Urban Dictionary! Don't waste my time!
-FINE! But you shouldn't have made this then!
- ... That's a fair point...

by Xavi Washere October 20, 2021

Urban Dictionary

A place where weird people post a bunch of nonsense about a definition, but in reality it has no relation to that subject. A center for people to look up their names and see what pops up. What you do when your bored and high

Person 1: I think I will go on Urban Dictionary.

Person 2: Are you high?
Person 1: Am I what?
Person 2: high

Person 1: Hi, what you doin?

Person 2: WALTER!!!!

by _Jake from State Farm__ December 17, 2019

Urban Dictionary

A dictionary that thousands of internet people and memes write absolute shit and beautifully crafted definitions.

I wonder what shit I'm going to make on the Urban Dictionary

by Sev manio July 29, 2020