Wall-E Job

The sexual act of sticking your penis into Wall-e's trash cumbuster and consistently thrusting. The man must do so until his penis is chopped off and formed into a trash cube by Wall-E

After the man saw the movie Wall-E he became so aroused thst he attempted the Wall-E Job

by The Creator of Jobs December 1, 2016

Italian paint job

When one is walking with microwaved pasta, trips and throws pasta all over ones wall

Stephen fell down the stairs with leftovers, leaving an Italian paint job for his mom to clean up

by Dilfdaddychewski January 19, 2023

steve jobs syndrome

when someone, usually an entrepreneur in silicon valley, believes they are on the same level as steve jobs when really they don’t even have a profitable business

Person 1: did you hear about the silicon valley CEO with steve jobs syndrome?
Person 2: isn’t that every silicon valley CEO?

by jaejaedebut March 26, 2022

Heck of a job Browny

A play on words to indicate someone over their head. Unware of what to do because of poor qualification. As in "you are doing a heck of a job Browny". Named after Michael D. Brown former under Secretary of Emergency Preparedness and Response who was in charge FEMA when they botched the New Orleans response to hurricane Katrina

George Bush to Michael D. Brown: You're doing a heck of a job Browny

by Car-nut1 October 25, 2019

Hand Job City

Where a Hooker/Prostitute refuses to finish a blow job, then attempts to jerk the patron off.

Hooker - "Why are you taking so long to cum?"
Patron - "Shut up and keep sucking my dick"
Hooker - "Hand job city"
Patron - "Do I look like the person to fuck with?"
Hooker - "No" 'resumes blow job and gets compensated $5.00 USD'

by Hudson Street Homeboy October 20, 2010

Blow job

What women or men do (mostly women) to a man's penis by putting it in their mouth and sucking, rubbing with their hand, and rubbing the man's balls.

I came home from a very hard day at work and my boyfriend was sitting on the couch with romantic candles around the room. I knew exactly what he was in the mood for. I got on top of him and made out with him. Then I unbuttoned his shirt and kissed all the way down to his pant line, I undid his jeans and pulled down his pants revealing his tight boxers with his erect penis underneath. I pulled down his boxers and his penis sprung out. I gave him the best blow job he had ever had before. I had his dick in his mouth and my right hand on his shaft. My mouth was just past the head and I moved my toung around the tip and sucked lightly, with my right hand, I moved it slowly up and down and with my left hand I squeezed his balls lightly. I moved both of my hands and my mouth together, in rythem. I moved my mouth farther and moaned and he did too. I moved my mouth faster up and down and moaned again and he was almost going to cum. I went faster and faster and squeezed his balls in rythem and he cummed in my mouth, I swallowed it but didn't really enjoy it.
Later that night, I had the best orgasim ever and I think I will do that more often.

by A very, very, very, sexy woman May 17, 2010

sober as a knob job

The state of being completely free from the influence of alcohol or drugs mysteriously accompanied by a lack of desire to become intoxicated. Someone who is sober as a knob job would have no desire to drink or party and would probably go to bed at 10pm on a Saturday night.

Could also be referred to as "disgustingly sober" or "being a total fairy".

Tom: What the fuck was wrong with you last night? You wouldn't even have a beer.
Dave: I know man, for some reason I was sober as a knob job.

by Bryan R January 5, 2009