The friend thats always there for you when you need him, in times of sadness, happiness, and the guy that will always simp for you. The guy who youve had an affair with on multiple occasions. The guy you will fuck right before your wedding day... The guy that is literally only your friend because you needed to have that third wheel to be happy.
The guy waiting in line to fuck your gf. The guy simping for your girl which is the only reason theyre friends.
The guy waiting in line to fuck your gf. The guy simping for your girl which is the only reason theyre friends.
by YouHub September 28, 2020
Person 1: Jacob from math class has to be the hottest guy ever
Person 2: Who’s Jacob from math class? I only know Ian Somerhalder
Person 2: Who’s Jacob from math class? I only know Ian Somerhalder
by pothead007 August 18, 2020
A zone for people with 420 or 69 in their name, because they are badass. membership is very common among 12-year-old COD players who say they did your mom.
by the zuck February 07, 2018
a dude puts a screw driver in his dick while another man fucks him from behind and they both yell ohhh baby fuck yeah,then the one with the screwdriver in his penis hole drives it in farther get it drives like screwdriver anyway he floors that shit in their and he cums and his cum sprays in 2 directions
by assraper69 October 30, 2015
When no matter how much a guy may be kind to a woman, pay for her food, compliment her, etc, that they still have no desire to give them the sex they think they deserve.
Man1: "Ah, man. Michelle is such a slut. She wouldn't have sex with me even though I did all kinds of nice things for her."
Man2: "Well, everyone knows that nice guys finish last so don't waste your time with girls like that."
Man2: "Well, everyone knows that nice guys finish last so don't waste your time with girls like that."
by Perfect2016 July 11, 2016
It is absolute proof that God doesn't exist. 3G1H is possibly THE sickest video on the internet. Stay the fuck away at all costs.
Example 1
Asshole: Yo check out this cool vid called 3 guys 1 hammer *sends link*
Person: I'll take a look
Asshole: lolololol
Person: HOLY SHIT!!! WHAT THE FUCK?!??!? *pokes eyes out, pours magma in eye sockets, and rinses them out with hydrochloric acid*
Asshole: Yo check out this cool vid called 3 guys 1 hammer *sends link*
Person: I'll take a look
Asshole: lolololol
Person: HOLY SHIT!!! WHAT THE FUCK?!??!? *pokes eyes out, pours magma in eye sockets, and rinses them out with hydrochloric acid*
by adfdsafdsafsdafdssfad January 28, 2010
A cute guy that wears a white shirt and white bandana when he frequents Shampoo in Philadelphia every thursday; A cute emo boy who wears white.
Holy shit! I found these pictures on my computer that I saved about a year ago. He looks really familiar! OMG. It's white shirt guy from shampoo!
by Soren Keirkegaard July 21, 2006