Two Square Titan

An eco-friendly shitter that utilizes no more than two squares per wipe.

How do you save so much toilet paper?
I’m a two square titan!

by Two square titan August 19, 2022

Two Minutes To Midnight

The amount of time one has to kill the unborn in the womb.

Eugene: "Damnit! How much longer do we have to be the hands of doom and kill the unborn in the womb?"

Steven: "Only Two Minutes to Midnight!"
Eugene: "Steve why the hell did you capitalize Two Minutes To Midnight? "
Steven: "Bitch, I will put you in the Iron Maiden if you don't shut the fuck up."

by ShamooTheWiseandThick August 21, 2022

two room shithouse

A place where two homosexuals come to engage in sexual intercourse, usually involving fecal matter. Two room shithouses are notorious throughout the gay community and are even built by homosexuals.

"I can't find a dude that wants to bang anywhere!"
"Just go down to the two room shithouse. You're bound to take a dick there!"

by Puffy Butthole August 24, 2022

Two load tango

When two guys in a MMF threesome cum in the woman at the same time. Especially so if both men are bisexual.

Alyssa is such an ally, she’s perfected the art of the two load tango.

by BigOlGreg123 April 30, 2022

The Two's

The janky strip club in the dump of a town called Billerica

Fuck buddy its friday, tryna rip the Two's?

Fuck that im not going to the dirty rick!

by anonymous May 13, 2022

Two Face

When you shave off only half of your Pubes. Turner Woods invented this.

Man, did you see Joe the other day? He is rocking a Two Face.

by WoodenShard November 29, 2022

two-tone bracelet

If you take/are given someone two striped bracelets of their two favorite colors you are in a relationship or being asked out by them.

"Oh, Danel gave you his red and blue bracelet? Do you know that's his two-tone bracelet right?"
"no? what's that mean?"
"Danel is trying to ask you out!"

by rainy_boots October 1, 2022