imaginary girlfriend syndrome

A condition in which a friendzoned guy begins to treat one of his female friends as a girlfriend, by being overbearing and overprotective around her

Jon: Hey, do you know why Bill was so mad at me when I told him I was spending time with our mutual friend Alice?
Phil: No idea... sounds like an imaginary girlfriend syndrome though!

by protomorphius January 29, 2012

Dick in the Butt Syndrome

Otherwise known as DBS. When you have obsessive and compulsive thoughts about having a dick in your butt. This disease takes control of your life and brain, as it is literally the only thing you can ever think of.

Why are you sitting like that?
I have Dick in the Butt Syndrome. So it seems as though I have a dick in my butt, ergo I'm not sitting right.

by Swiftus The Maxim March 26, 2016

Center of Attention Syndrome

Someone suffering from COAS is so pre-occupied with themselves and their issues that they have a hard time paying attention to anyone else. An extreme version of being self-centered narcissists, sufferers of COAS frequently don't know that they suffer from COAS, but they would love the idea that they suffered from an illness.

Yo! That girl totally suffers from COAS, Center of Attention Syndrome. She had no idea that my dog died because she was too focused on the drama with that bitch from her job. self-centered narcissist self-absorbed douchebag

by India Golf Oscar September 20, 2016

Gary Numan syndrome

A promoter's fear of not selling any pre-sale tickets for a fucking legendary artist! Goddamnit!

In reference to Gary Numan's gig in Geneva (Switzerland)on May 16th, 2006, when not a single pre-sale ticket had been purchased (though an intimate crowd of people got their tickets at the box office on the night of the concert).

- Hey mate, I've just booked this great artist to perform at a really neat venue, but I fear that no one's going to buy a ticket because everyone's a fucking ignorant!
- Dude, you've got the Gary Numan syndrome.
- Fuck!

by fuckin' fuck! January 30, 2009

Save the Whales Syndrome

The belief that your niche cause is of such vital importance to everyone in the world that it’s your mission to force it on as many people as possible.

Ya, I know, just another case of “Save the Whales Syndrome”.

by johnp May 2, 2014

Brissia syndrome

Having a forehead so large you could land a plane on it

John- “damnnn yo child got that brissia syndrome”
Juan-“what you mean?”
*plane lands on baby’s head*
Juan-“oh”

by The lonely sea star March 7, 2019

Mexican Mom Syndrome

Often abbreviated as M.M.S. A debilitating illness that strikes Mexican woman once they reach parenthood. Upon birth of the first child, the disease begins. Symptoms include: Gradually becoming shorter as time passes, rapid multiplication of children, ability to curse at their children using the most made up words ever conceived, extreme creativity when it comes to what to hit their kids with; ranging from a belt to something like a wooden spoon.

Unfortunately in the Mexican community, some women may contract Mexican Mom Syndrome at an age of anywhere after 13 years of age.

by Xero _ Manifest October 22, 2011