Ryan Metcalf

A man like no other, one that you will only meet once in your life, if your lucky. Prized with the most beautiful kind eyes and brilliant intellect. Adorning the smoothest pillow lips and speaking with the most supple, soft, angelic voice. He will never cease to make you smile with his witty humor or outlandish behavior and will always keep you guessing. He is the most loyal and caring person that one could ever come across always putting others before himself and upholding the highest moral code. Wether it be physically or romantically all features of him are attractive. It is impossible to not love such a perfect man.There is no other like Ryan Metcalf… or his foreskin.

“Who’s that hunk over there!?”
“That’s Ryan Metcalf.”

by Metpricefield November 23, 2021

ryan boyer

The kind of guy you’d never want you’re daughter to date. He’ll steal your heart away and then things would be weird now... because you and your daughter are both in love with this guy.

Dad: Ryan Boyer is here.

Mom & daughter simultaneously runs to front door to greet Ryan.

by patipatipatipati June 2, 2019

Ryan!

Ryan, funny, but kind of a dark side. He will also be sarcastic and has a lot of friends! He will be very athletic and loves one sport. He is kind, and you want one in your life because he is a good person all around.

Yup, that’s a Ryan!

by Theaterkid09 May 14, 2021

JORDIE LING/ ROIAN/ RYAN/ CATFISH

beware of the creature named jordie ling, this catfish is a deadly species who targets poor innocent yoUNG'UNS NAMED SOPHIES AND RAFS, I ADVISE ALL Y'ALL TO KEEP UR DAUGHTERS LOCKED UP BECAUSE THIS BEAST BE LURKING AROUND AREAS WHERE THERE IS VIRGIN 14 YEAR OLD POOSY, BEWARRRR OF THE REEIANLINGJORDAYKING

OH NO JORDIE LING/ ROIAN/ RYAN/ CATFISH JUST TOUCHED MY CHILD

by SALTYDADDYPUNJABI October 9, 2016

Ryan

Ryan is a sex mongrol, he will always be wanted for sex, but he doesn't have time for it, so he still remains a virgin because he won't stop the grind for no one

Hey did you see that hot stuff over there, I wanna have sex with him, because he has a massive schlonge: Female 1

Yeah, too bad he is a Ryan tho,: Super turbo Hot Female 2

He won't stop the grind for no one: Kinda ugly Female 3

by Sex Ryan November 29, 2021

Ryan Marek

A person how smashes their sister vigorously.

Damn bro you Ryan marek?

by Hrhrhth April 18, 2020

Ryan

Really annoying boy; usually a younger sibling: but if you are a Ryan don’t take this personally.

Ugh that Ryan guy is so annoying.

by Cat lady hdjdjeidk October 26, 2019