Woah did you see Michael’s penis the other day?? It was so medium sized it was crazy. Not too big,
Not too small. It looks really sad when flaccid tho ngl
Not too small. It looks really sad when flaccid tho ngl
by Michael’s medium ding ding November 22, 2021
Get the Michaelmug. by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim March 25, 2025
Get the Todd Aaron Brotze Is Michael Jackson's Successor For L-Popmug. by penismcfrappler27 December 7, 2019
Get the Michael Hatchermug. The creator of the Michael Phone, a leading rival to the Winkle Phone.
His cousin is Michael S. Bogard, well known surgeon based in San Diego.
His cousin is Michael S. Bogard, well known surgeon based in San Diego.
"Yo, do you have a Michael Phone or a Winkle Phone"
"What's that?"
"Michael Phone, you know, Michael Bobagard. Michael S. Bogards Cousin. He created the Michael Phone. Michael S. Bogard is a well known surgeon based in San Diego though."
"Oh, I have a Winkle Phone."
"We can't be friends-"
"What's that?"
"Michael Phone, you know, Michael Bobagard. Michael S. Bogards Cousin. He created the Michael Phone. Michael S. Bogard is a well known surgeon based in San Diego though."
"Oh, I have a Winkle Phone."
"We can't be friends-"
by RumpShakingRags May 5, 2025
Get the Michael Bobagardmug. When your wife catches you on a website looking to get blown by men with a dildo sitting next to you on the couch
by TallCupOfJoe June 23, 2023
Get the Michael secretmug. that one fat cunt who always eats the macaroni, even when you tell him not to. He doesn't care for anyone else but himself and he loves to engorge himself in copious amounts of cheesy pasta. do not trust him, for he will steal your macaroni.
Male 1: yo dude have you seen my macaroni?
Male 2: oh sorry dude, Michael ate it all.
Male 1: GOD FUCKING DAMMIT MICHAEL YOU FAT CUNT!
Male 2: oh sorry dude, Michael ate it all.
Male 1: GOD FUCKING DAMMIT MICHAEL YOU FAT CUNT!
by bartholomewJames March 19, 2022
Get the Michaelmug. A really fun, kind and care free person (in a good way). he is always there to cheer you up, an amazing soccer with hella good thunder thighs;) and really friken attractive, amazing body and an amazing person.
by dara berger August 28, 2019
Get the Michael Rousemug.