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Mumaw's Law

The ultimate reality that shit is gonna happen, and its gonna happen to us.
"What are the odds of that happening???"
"I'm a Mumaw, so pretty likely. Its Mumaw's law.....like Murphys Law....but with my family."
by NLMUMAW October 25, 2020
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Law of Aviation

There is no way a bee
should be able to fly.

Its wings are too small to get
its fat little body off the ground.
by Land00 November 6, 2020
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stepperffiliate-in-law

Stepperffiliate's spouse.
Stepperffiliate-in-law.
by Jenword May 20, 2023
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Yuri's Law

Any thread containing Yuri or being its main focus, will eventually fall into NTR and cuckoldry territory as it is a representation of their fandom's inner desires.
Chad: I think Yuri is pretty cool. cute girls are meant to be with each other.

Mike: Actually, NTR'ing a girl from a guy is the purest thing ever though, because then the "stolen" girl would be purified from filthy male hands.

Chad: there it is, Yuri's Law in action.
by Cerrien December 9, 2022
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law of surtr

The law of surtr states that if the first or second reply to ragebait is longer than 1 sentence, the ragebaiter will be declared victorious, comes from the giant surtr for his giant size and mass destruction, if the replier replies thrice see law of ares
not cool dued!!
nope u
WHAT THE HECKING HECK!! mods ban him he just called my mom fat no BAN HIM NOW I WANT HIM GONE
no u
WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT?????????????????????? YOU THINK I SHOULD BE BANISHED TO THE FORGOTTEN REALM?!!!!? WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU YOU YOU SICK WEIRDO YOURE SICK YOU WEIRDO IM NOT ANDREW LAEDDIS WHAT THE FLIP!!!
I invoke the law of surtr for he declares this battle won in my name
by terrydavisdivineintelligence August 21, 2025
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Karamazov's Law

The idea that the actual state of a relationship is inversely related to how it is portrayed on social media
A: Karen and Mark seem happy, they're always talking about it on Instagram
B: Yeah right lol. Karen's a massive cunt
A: Karamazov's Law strikes again!
by Dr.Crow January 7, 2021
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Scott’s Law

When you know you shouldn’t carry on what you’re doing but think WTF I’m gonna do it anyway!!!
Brian was being blown by an attractive Asian lady ... things progressed and they were about to become intimate when Brian realised he was with a ladyboy ... he laid back and thought of Scott’s Law
by High Vis Harry January 21, 2021
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