stroking the magic dragon

A slur meaning an infuriated person is being touched and it causes both discomfort and pleasure

I woke my lover up by stroking the magic dragon and suddenly I was on the floor moaning in seconds for the dragon was awoken inside them

by TheDefinerUSA June 22, 2016

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red smoking dragon

Its where you pump a load into his ir her mouth while smacking the back of his or her head causing cum to shoot out thier nose while having a nosebleed.

Charlie sheen made linsday lohan have a red smoking dragon, and now she has aids

by Jamsyboy February 2, 2017

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jalapeño but dragon

When you eat to many hot peppers and your ass deals like its on fire when you take a shit

Dude that salsa gave me a jalapeño but dragon

by but_whistle July 7, 2017

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What the dragon?

What the hell?

Born of bad typefaces & people who don't want to swear.

What the dragon? What is this?

by LivMcLaren November 1, 2017

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The most important lesson of life, that the powers and capabilities you seek are, and have been within yourself all along.
Limitless power is waiting, dormant inside you.
Made popular in the DreamWorks film, "Kung Fu Panda" (2008, D's. John Stevenson & Mark Osborne)

(person 1): "I'm so frustrated. It feels like there's nothing I can get right. I just want to give and quit trying.'
(person 2): " It's important to at least try to understand that anything truly is possible when you realize and embrace the Secret of the Dragon Scroll..."

by Thereisnobox December 22, 2017

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