by Shhsshshshsh December 7, 2017
Get the gotcha ass mug.Joe's ass is so loosethat gas never stops jumping out and making noises like people in a burning building ( based on the fact they would rather jump out then stay in joes ass and the gas sounds like dieing screams because it's so loud and startling ) . Therfore joes ass and joe himself are such a disgusting freak that they carry glade to spray him with or could not stay within 100 feet of him and his nasty asshole.
by Eatmydick666 February 19, 2018
Get the Joe's ass mug.1.
Mom: GIVE ME MY DAILY BLOWJOB OR ILL THROW YOU IN THE BDSM DUNGEON AGAIN
Ass Wisard: no plz not the nut cracker
2:
Ass Wisard: aye homie u goin to da party 2nite?
Guy: where at homes?
Ass Wisard: subway there's goin 2 b lean plz cum (in my mouth lul)
3:
Ughhh fetty wap IS MY DADDY
Mom: GIVE ME MY DAILY BLOWJOB OR ILL THROW YOU IN THE BDSM DUNGEON AGAIN
Ass Wisard: no plz not the nut cracker
2:
Ass Wisard: aye homie u goin to da party 2nite?
Guy: where at homes?
Ass Wisard: subway there's goin 2 b lean plz cum (in my mouth lul)
3:
Ughhh fetty wap IS MY DADDY
by Fagatron Mcsquisator June 18, 2016
Get the Ass Wisard mug.by knifegeek June 26, 2012
Get the famine ass mug.The act of you and your asshole coming together through either a little turd or an epic shit. The key is to breath softly and steadily before any sudden bowel movements.
Ben: "Dude that was a fast pee!"
Nate: "Naw man, a took an epic Ass Chi in 7 seconds."
Ben: "Wow...record time broski!"
Nate: "Naw man, a took an epic Ass Chi in 7 seconds."
Ben: "Wow...record time broski!"
by Ninja BJ July 25, 2012
Get the Ass Chi mug.by C-Gull1060 September 6, 2013
Get the Ass Plan mug.After anal love, the receiving party pulls his/her asscheeks apart and lets any ejaculate flow freely from the anus.
Matthew dared try his ass custard, and was so delighted he mixed it into pasta and had a splendid carbonara lunch.
by suedenim2410 January 2, 2012
Get the ass custard mug.