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Baby seal

When a man "or woman" clubs an attractive member from the opposite sex in the head and either throws them in a duffle bag or in their trunk and proceeds to drag them back to their home. Also known as "the caveman"
Mike "baby sealed" that bitch and took her back to his cave
by Jephjeff January 3, 2020
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Baby Bibbles

A unique gift withthe real WOW factor! Baby Bibbles is a loving lil kitten. The perfect little bib that catches the dribble. Double downtown inside real train.
Dont waste any of the Baby Bibbles dribbles.
by Benedict Cumberbatch. January 19, 2012
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Sandpaper Baby

A baby who has really scratchy skin. When the baby grows up, its skin will be really soft as an adult.
His skin is soft now, but when he was little, he was a sandpaper baby.
by Thomas Winters November 18, 2010
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Baby Fucked

Baby Fucked:
When a man/woman dresses like a baby and is treated as one by an older person of the opposite gender (usually a Milf)before having sex based or at least themed on that premise.
"I went to a cosplay party as Baby Doom and ended up getting baby fucked by someones grandma"
by BL00DEUS STEEL September 4, 2016
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celebratory baby

A baby that is conceived after a celebration for a major event.
The Chicago Cubs won the World Series after waiting 100 years, the fans in turn celebrated and many fans conceived a celebratory baby.
by The Real Twitch December 18, 2018
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Niagara Baby

A baby who was born on the Canadian or American side of Niagara Falls.
NB: Ow my legs just cramped up
Other person: Classic Niagara Baby
by distance12 May 10, 2018
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PNG BABY

The evil twin of JPEG BABY. Nobody like PNG BABY.
Oh god it’s PNG BABY
Today’s been pretty PNG BABY
I ABANDONED PNG BABY
by TherealJPEGBaby December 24, 2019
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