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old scrotum

A wrinkled, but faithful old family retainer
“I say, Sir John, who is that ancient fellow in yonder field? “
“Why, that’s Old Scrotum, our family’s most faithful wrinkled retainer
by Buzetti of Lilliput December 9, 2020
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eight year old

A person who loves screening in Fortnite and Xbox love to ruin it and think they are funny, also usually very racist and somehow doing your mother even though you haven’t heard from this cringe child ever. Calling you gay and furry every second and eats Doritos and screams when parents don’t give him the iPad.
Bro, yesterday I met this eight year old on Xbox live and he said he did my mom, but I told him I’m an orphan and he muted!
by Mr. dickenballs June 27, 2023
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11 Year olds

Younger than 10, older than 12. Typically, 11 year old girls can experience puberty, and by this age, unless you're held back a grade, you are officially in Middle School.
11 Year olds don't suck, they are just angry from the work. That's why they tell unfunny jokes, they just want to relieve stress. Don't be ageist, some 11 Year olds are cool and actually mature with humanity.
by aPeerson February 20, 2024
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good old casserole

good old casserole is when you wake up from a one night stand (often a homosexual fling and your straight) and you eat our body weight in some classic casserole to forget
Jeffery: i had a good old casserole last night man
jim: did you sleep with tom again?
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Old

Man my back is feeling like Michael Lofton! (As in my back hurts like an old guy's)
by Jk Jinx May 8, 2025
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Old School Crim

A type of criminal who is generally from an earlier era where police and criminals had both a level of respect and regard for eachother, had a set of guidelines or morals and was a hard, genuinely tough person. a.k.a when pushing not a person to take lightly.
Person #1: Dad ran into David the other day. Kept saying he always respected him and that he was an "old school crim" or something, not like the pussies today.
Person #2: He's a tough bloke.
by Ares_psychosis December 21, 2013
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