spunk on my tits

Says what it is really.

Jaz: Oh Bratcher spunk on my tits.
Bratcher: Well I'm mid stroking but, for sure. *screams like a whale*

by Just a guy with a cock July 4, 2016

Shit tit fuck

Some thing you say when you about to do something ballzy and you know your probably gonna fail

Jon went up the ramp and blabbed " shit tit fuck" to only 3 seconds later find his ass on the ground tightening in pain

by Shit tit rape July 25, 2016

are you titting me

when you run out of funny shit to say when something happens, so you just say this

mark: dude, stacey just fucked your cousin!
chad: are you TITTING me?!?
mark: heh never heard that before lol nice

by LonnieLmao January 24, 2018

twisting your tit

The female equivalent of busting your balls

"Chill out, I'm just twisting your tit"

by Kasai_xo January 27, 2017

Tits are in my asshole

When your lady friend forces you to do something you don't want to do

Boys I want to go camping but tits are in my asshole

by 8732whatitdo July 10, 2017

What's her tits

The female equivalent of "what's his name?" when trying to remember someone's name.

Oh my God, like that girl we met at that party...you know?...What's her tits, there.

by yursh22 August 31, 2017

One tit wonder

When you're tryin to fuck but she only lets you motorboat one boob.

Friend A: "You get it in last night?"

Friend B: "Man, I was tryin, but she was only a one tit wonder."

by hahahahhahahahannah June 15, 2018