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old fart alumni

You roll over, and who else could it be? It’s the alumnus who has a job, a steady flow of cash, and a crew of subordinates to do his work while he takes a long weekend to visit the frat castle once a week. Apparently everything this alumnus learned about raising hell during his undergrad years was erased while he brownnosed his way up the corporate ladder. He took the generic “walk in the way of honor” part of the of the creed a little too seriously, and now he feels like his wealth of knowledge about how he thinks the world actually works will be applicable to a bunch of adolescents determined to drink and fuck like it is going out of style. He’ll come by for a tailgate or big party once a semester just to take a look around and be somewhat disturbed by all the same things he used to do when he was 20 years old. “Guys I’m not trying to be a buzzkill, but…” will be heard a couple of times, followed by how your behavior could ultimately get your charter pulled from the wall. Whenever there is some sort of “brotherhood event,” he will be there to make sure everything runs the way it did back when he was pledging. Oh, there’s a committee meeting tonight? You can always count on this local alumnus to make an appearance because, frankly, he doesn’t have anything better to do on a Wednesday night. All in all, this guy is just the genetically altered mutant-freak version of a super senior.
by someguyoverthere2 February 19, 2020
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13 year old

Most discriminated age in the world by evryone, well you kow what we think of you adults? We think you are lusty, ungrateful, dumb idiots.
Adults are always watcthing penis and pussy romance.

They are always so fucking ungrateful, always complaining!
13 year old kid in a 13 year old human being
by Ajdafi February 17, 2024
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old greys

British slang for a Bouncer or Doorman. originating from the British Rock n Roll club scene in the 70's.
The old greys just tossed Frankie out on his face.
by Bobby2Hands May 18, 2014
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Old as road

A Caribbean term used for someone who is old, or into old things alike. Say if you were to be interested in an old song, that person would say something along the lines of: “You’re old as road!”
Dustin: “Yo, I’d never say this before, but im starting to really dig girls just wanna have fun!”

Sylvester: “You’re old as road! Ain’t nobody is listening to a song that took place in MY generation!”
by AnubisCorects August 9, 2024
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Old fashioned

When you have sex like they did in the 60s
I did her old fashioned
by Gape the sexmaster April 27, 2020
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Twenty-Fun-Year-Old

Someone in their 20s who is down to clown and too young too care about anything else. Likely clubs too much and doesn't have a lot of their own money.
Looks like someone has a new twenty-fun-year-old!
by Brokenparadigm July 21, 2018
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Dumb Old

Something that's old and stupid with no meaning
This Dumb Old telephone I found in NY
by Dylanator6086 December 4, 2018
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