May 21

This is the day you suck clean your man’s cock after he creampies you. Don’t forget the balls

Your know today is May 21 right?

Yes, now fuck me so I can spit shine your massive dick and lick my juices off of your balls

by Biggus Dickus 2013 May 6, 2024

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May 7th

National Wifey Day

The day you take your wife/gf/fiancé to get nails done, take her out on a nice date and give her gifts and flowers. Show some appreciation to your girl( who soon to be a mother to your child)

Eric: Let’s go grab a beer
Sam: Can’t. Gotta take my girl out today and show her some appreciation.
Eric: why?
Sam: because today is May 7th

by RealLove123 May 7, 2021

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Brodie may

A girl who is creative and kinky. Everybody hates her but she doesnt show that until 3am in the morning whilst she's searching up deoressing quotes on incognito mode.

Everybody hates Brodie may

by Sadkitty meow April 12, 2020

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Mai

She's the love of my life x3

Beautiful eyes and her smile is adowable <333

Will you marry me Mai Lu?

by Fran ur potato wife May 29, 2019

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Sallie May

Sallie May a dangerous hacker that leads a gang called the Cartax Clan she’s friendly and cheerful but if you make her mad best you believe your gonna see some of your private info on a anonymous website used for doxing people

Turn on your vpn Sallie May will find you

by Severed Sensity July 16, 2024

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