Bird

Many people think birds are animals but they’re just robots that spy on us.

Person “look at that cute bird”
Smart Person “shut up the government is watching”

by K..Karen where are the kids? April 22, 2019

bird bombing

A nicer way of describing sightings of the middle finger.

Barbie Dahl: "Ken, why were your friends bird bombing in our wedding pictures."

by intrepid402 October 14, 2017

goof bird

a dumb kid that can’t function properly.

"whats two plus two"
“yo you’re such a goof bird it’s four"

by Kkarma1$ July 7, 2023

to fly a giant bird

Literally, to do drugs

Comes from the video "The Wierd World of LSD (1967)"
http://tinyurl.com/392flv

"Dude, do you want to fly a giant bird with me this weekend?"
"Hell yeah I do!"
"Man, we're gonna get so toked!"

by The Emo Emu January 4, 2009

Ghetto Bird

A large bird of prey that belongs to the Rotary family, the Ghetto Bird originates from California. It is commonly spotted over areas such as San Bernardino, Compton, and Long Beach while hunting for prey. Ghetto Birds are primarily active during the day but are also skilled nocturnal hunters, thanks to their advanced 1-million-lumen photon transmitters.

I had to pull a strap on a fool named Louis the Third, cause I'm getting chased by the Ghetto Bird!

by SumDude357 February 16, 2025

Big Bird

The Sesame Street character and slave owner.

Big Bird is coming for you!

by TheRealMugman October 12, 2020

bird

n. a tall skinny weak guy with narrow shoulders and that bad sloping posture

Jimmy's a fuckin' bird, a twelve year old could kick his ass.

Not a lot of chicks are attracted to birds, unless they play guitar.

by Nostradamus Bear December 4, 2020