Green Bean

A new Starbucks employee who has absolutely no idea what is going on.

- "Can you make me a coffee frappuccino, please?
- "What's a 'coffee'?"
- "You sure are a green bean aren't ya"

by GreenoBeanoQuarantino September 13, 2017

Jelly Bean

A GREAt person who is soft and nice no homo

Some Gay: Who Jelly Bean
Me: Best person to breathe

by iamnotgay1 September 22, 2017

String bean pie

Pie with string beans in it

Aw man that (string bean pie) was delish

by String bean Man24 October 8, 2017

Jelly Bean

A fat, gay Mexican.

Guy1: So this fat vato walks up to me and asked if he could have my burrito. I wasn't even eating.

Guy 2: Ah, he must have been a Jelly Bean!

by Stasch42 October 21, 2017

coco bean

A fuck ton of cocaine

I bought a coco bean yesterday. I got high, raped a bunch of bees and got arrested for vandalising Donald Trumps wig.

by Willyvildsvin November 9, 2017

get beaned

when you slam a box of beans on someones head
a fun way to say you will die next

a word often used when drunk

Head beans: "WATCH OUT IMMA BEAN YOU"
death: "your about to get beaned, say goodbye"
drunk: "get beaned sonny, get beaned"

by bbEanEDDDD December 7, 2017

shitty bean

A jelly bean that has been placed into the anus and was able to gather pieces of poo to gain further flavouring

'I shoved a bag of jelly beans up my ass because I love that shit '
'My favourite flavour of jelly bean is shit
'I can only give you one shitty bean at a time '

by Callijames April 24, 2018