Gym Ass

When you are working out and you have excessive moisture in your ass. Irritation from sweat in and around your buttocks.

I have the worst case of GYM ASS from working out today. Sitting at this desk gave me a case of Gym Ass.

by Big Man Certified February 28, 2019

Schrödinger's Ass

"If a man is blindfolded and inserts his instrument into an unknown asshole, there is a 50% chance that the owner is female, and a 50% chance that the owner is make. Therefore the act of penetration is both gay and not gay, a Schrödinger's Asshole"

-Barrack Obama, 1969

"I just stuck my dick in that Gloryhole at the primary school, and penetrated the tightest, juciest ass ever."
"Bro, that's a major Schrödinger's Ass."

by Randomword69420 September 23, 2019

HOLY ASS

GOD BLESS ASS

BOOTY EATING IS ACTIVE SO GOD BLESS ASS BTW HOLY ASS

by Dsfjsofj ero December 14, 2017

ass gas

a bad fart

person 1: what the fuck is that smell
person 2: shiit smells like ass gas
person3: gross

by tehnewmemes October 12, 2017

Ass gagging

When you have food poisoning or diarrhea so bad that once you've pooped everything you have, your ass begins to dry heave.

Rob got so sick from the bad Thai food that it only took twenty minutes to begin ass gagging!

by Wrighteous53 December 11, 2017

gotcha ass

Y’all bitches thought, 8 a:m sharp

The gg boys thought school was closed, gotcha ass.

by Shhsshshshsh December 7, 2017

Joe's ass

A very stinky and disgusting thing you would never want to be caught dead in a room with.

Joe's ass is so loosethat gas never stops jumping out and making noises like people in a burning building ( based on the fact they would rather jump out then stay in joes ass and the gas sounds like dieing screams because it's so loud and startling ) . Therfore joes ass and joe himself are such a disgusting freak that they carry glade to spray him with or could not stay within 100 feet of him and his nasty asshole.

by Eatmydick666 February 19, 2018