head over tits

Aline from the movie You Don’t Mess With The Zohan!

It’s Time to go Head Over Tits!!!

by anonymous September 14, 2020

Your Nan's Tits

Used as a way of garnering attention when the attention is on others.

Attention seeker: Your nan's tits

by Someone Unknown 45763 June 13, 2019

From the tit to the clit

A male that is a mama's boy who leave his mother's home to his wife's. A male unable to look after himself as his mother does everything for him and he has no skills. Moves in with a partner who takes on the role of a mother

That man can't do anything for himself..from the tit to the clit

by Fifilalalulu December 29, 2021

bike her tits

When your motorboat goes wrong and she ends up giving you a titwank and facial.

The hott cheese girl at ASDA got laid yesterday, she let me bike her tits.

by GoodOldMeth September 11, 2015

Tits in my Inbox

a game used to decide who does something, similar to "moose ears" and "nose it." players collect pictures of tits and whoever has the most at the end of regulation, usually 24hrs, wins.

-My birthday is in two weeks.
-Let's get some kegs
-Who's gonna pay for them?
-Lets play Tits in my Inbox to be fair

by The James Bentley November 9, 2010

big tit tax

The emotional, sexual and/or just brazenly financial currency that woman, well-endowed by nature or science, trade in.

Man, I really dig Michele. She has one hell of a righteous rack ! But I just can’t afford the Big Tit Tax … my wallet is not fat enough, my dick isn’t long enough and my heart surely isn’t into it.

by brain child ! April 1, 2016

shit mah tits

it's a stupid phrase I made up i use it when I fuck up or am surprised or just as an alternative what the fuck.

Shit mah tits i just fell off of a cliff died then got isekai'd with a harem.
Shit mah tits dude i just saw two lesbians fuckin it was hot sht dude.

by 177013 is a masterpiece October 26, 2020