a wanna be road man who is basically a kyle
Here's a poem about ryans
Roses are red
violets are blue
heres a fun fact
your girlfriends taller than you
bit of a cunt ngl
Here's a poem about ryans
Roses are red
violets are blue
heres a fun fact
your girlfriends taller than you
bit of a cunt ngl
by Nellybooismydad January 18, 2020

That one guy in his friend group has a model girlfriend. He stands up for his mates when they are in trouble, if one of his friends gets in a fight he will 100% get involved. He is extremely athletic and does a whole lot of sport.
by ℝy𝕫eシ︎ August 2, 2022

color blind (specifically red green)
ryan starts slowing down the car
passenger: “ryan the light is green”
ryan: “i know i was just slowing down because i took that curve too quickly”
ryan didn’t know the light was green.
passenger: “ryan the light is green”
ryan: “i know i was just slowing down because i took that curve too quickly”
ryan didn’t know the light was green.
by georgeharrison’swife February 28, 2022

The accepted reality that promises made by Republican candidates won't come true. Wisconsin Congressman Paul Ryan claimed that he was a "Solid Conservative", when in fact he was a self-promoting sleazeball that lied for several years without any shame. Ryan promised great things in his campaigns, but the USA suffered severe losses during his tenure in Congress.
During 2024, Trump was out there making big promises about eliminating taxes on tips and Social Security payments. Now we see the Paul Ryan Effect in action. Tips and Social Security payments are still being taxed and there is no fix in sight.
by TheFleeceMan April 17, 2025

by Jimmy volmer October 16, 2023

by when the sus June 6, 2022
