Suicide Piss

When you latch on to your significant other against there will and urinate profusely on them.

“Derek suicide pissed on me last night. I was so mad....but it was kinda hot.

by Bigboner123 January 10, 2021

Piss Shit

The occurrence of taking a piss and suddenly having to shit at the same time.

I had to take a simple piss but wouldn't you know it...it turned out to be a whole piss shit.

by jim917 April 24, 2018

Piss all over

To completely disregard a set of guidelines or customs (sometimes dismantling them) in order to achieve something.

From 'I Built a City Where the Dead Bodies Just Pile Up - Cities: Skylines' (posted by GrayStillPlays) at 0:36

' "City Skylines" has restrictions on just how many cars you can have at any given time. Luckily, with mods, you can piss all over those restrictions and do whatever the Hell you want ... and that's what we're gonna do today. '

by M0UNTA1N5 July 28, 2023

Just my cup of piss

The opposite of "Just my cup of coffee/tea".

1 .Something that is so bizarre and uninviting that it's honestly discomforting.

2. Something you're absolutely shite at.

1. "Man, why'd that ugly ass girl with the unibrow asked me out to the dance!? Just my cup of piss."
2. "Ahh, archery. Just my cup of piss."

by LazyGamer7224 December 23, 2024

Piss Pumkin

Watermelon

I ate that piss pumkin and it squirted juice all over me

by WILLYWYATTWONKA July 1, 2019

guatemalan piss missle

The sexual act of your partner laying starfish on a bed, while you back up to the door, then get a running start and jump trying to land your penis into the asshole of the partner

Babe let’s try something new Susanne was telling me about how good a guatemalan piss missle feels

by Mr grippy October 17, 2025

Pissing in the pool

Doing something uncharacteristically nice with corrupt motives; faking affection to get something from another person. Warmth with an unpleasant origin.

"Did you hear that Dylan's boyfriend brought home two dozen roses yesterday?"
"Yeah, but everyone knows he's cheating. He's just pissing in the pool."

by transm.ascot May 5, 2023