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Eating the monkey

Code for eating pussy. Eating the monkey is something that must be done; it is mandatory. If you don't eat the monkey, you are a bitch.
Person 1: Yo AC, were you eating the monkey last night?
Person 2: Nah bruh, why the fuck would I do that?
Person 3: You have to eat the monkey bro. What are you some kind of pussy?
by Digital Gus Fring July 30, 2022
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A national eat a banana day

On 18. October you have to eat atleast 1 banana... So you can challenge your friends to eat a lot od bananas and then call them "Minion"
Jake: yo bro, go eat a banana
Mike: nah, no thanks
Jake: you have to cuz of A national eat a banana day
by PraviDečkoKiMaRadBanane October 16, 2020
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eat my nose

When someone says "eat my nose" they want you to makeout with them because it would be weird saying "eat my lips" or if your basic say "let's makeout"
"Dude Savannah said she was going to eat my nose last night at the party."
by Gatsby82747283 September 27, 2017
mugGet the eat my nosemug.

Eating for Two

Eating food and having sex at the same time. Referred to as "Eating for Two" due to the hunger of both the genitals and the stomach.
I had taco bell in one hand and my boyfriend's shlong in the other... Needless to say, I started eating for two.
by Jiganon May 30, 2018
mugGet the Eating for Twomug.

We eat chairs

by MrRandomDefined March 21, 2023
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anti-eat ass

Derived from spray used on pets to fight mange. Turned into insult for individuals with ugly topical skin problems. Describes what someone should do to cover up their nasty asses.
Jason saw his ex-girlfriend walk into the bar, and his buddy Brent said that that ugly bitch needed to be sprayed with some anti-eat ass!
by punkdaddyo December 13, 2005
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Eat off a naked body

Every friday in the year you get to eat food off of the naked body of your gf/bf or bfs body or sneaky links body
Him:Its friday so lets eat off a naked body
Her:Okay eat off mine
by Bunda Hunter September 25, 2023
mugGet the Eat off a naked bodymug.

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