Double reverse blumpkin

When a person is upper decking a toilet and another person is shitting backwards on said toilet giving oral sex to the person doing the upper decking.

The only reason I like house parties is pulling the old double reverse blumpkin before I leave.

by Coltnasty August 19, 2021

april double fools

The day after April 1st, doubling the fools makes April 2nd.

You mom straight ...
April double fools

by Cookielauncher May 20, 2018

Double Dry Docker

Turd so big both ends extend above water line.

crushed the shitter with a double dry docker

by UAScrappy March 13, 2019

Double Dutch Oven

When you and your significant other are laying in bed and both of you fart; then pulling the covers over both your heads.

Me and my girlfriend ate at our favorite Mexican restaurant tonight and had the bean and cheese nachos for 2. Looks like a double Dutch oven kind of night for us.

by 210toohigh February 13, 2021

Double Decker Couch

Quite possibly THE most useless invention known to man and LEGO-kind.

Emmett: "Have you ever wanted to watch TV with your friends, but there's never enough room on the couch? Introducing: The Double Decker Couch! It's got cupholders!"

by ThePotatard June 19, 2016

Double Dick throwdown

When two dudes slap each others dick while using their dicks as swords to hit the other dick. The first one to ejaculate loses.

1. Tonight in my basement, their will be a double dick throwdown.
2. I will be competing in a double dick throwdown.

by Faktz November 12, 2016

double-barrel sunrise

When commits suicide with a shotgun, it is the remnants left on the wall (and ceiling) behind them.

He left his wife and kids.... and a double-barrel sunrise.

by Lord Sayten March 6, 2011