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cum beard 

To ejaculate on ones chest while lying down and then apply the sperm to ones face with a paintbrush.
"I was so bored last night I just lay back and gave myself a healthy cum beard"
cum beard by Johnofo July 22, 2007
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cum pile 

noun- offensive remark used to describe people u feel a deep hatered for .
literal meaning a pile of the conjealed lumps of a males ejaculate.
that taxi driver is a cum pile
cum pile by donkeywingnut February 12, 2009

Cum Stomach

When a mans semen is applied by whatever method to his stomach so that his stomach hair becomes pasted to his skin.
My boyfriend Karl didn't warn me he was going to cum and blew a giant load on my hands, so I wiped it all over him and laughed because he had cum stomach... He tried to hug me, but I got away, cum stomach is for boys!
Cum Stomach by bowflecks June 25, 2009

cum deprived 

In essence; the simplicity of the fact is that an individual of hebrew descent becomes withdrawn from the presence of cum (saqueek material) for an extended amount of time, side effects may include bitchiness, frequent mood swings, and most devasting implosive diahrea shits mankind has bear witness to.
you are a cum deprived jew
cum deprived by hagertyrootbeer March 2, 2010

cum dumpster 

a person whom gladly disposes of semen by taking it in the mouth, vagina, anus, or any other opening in the body.

A cum dumpster will often allow men to literally shower her with semen.
Yo man! Mari is a straight cum dumpster! she's let you cum anywhere you want! hit her up! I'm sure she'll let you hit it! she's easy man!

Cum Brain 

A feeling sorta like a brain freeze that happens right before you cum or while your cumming most common in males.
She made me cum so hard I got cum brain..
Cum Brain by The Bearded Beast August 12, 2018