J-bomb

A joke that is told at work or in a professional setting.

"Did you hear Andy dropping J-bombs in his business meeting?"

by Matt Windle poet January 16, 2021

J Lichti

An entanglement of such magnitude that any attempts at mitigation would be considered acts of futility.

Person 1- I got a J Lichti in my fishing line.

Person 2- Let me see... Oh you're screwed!!

by The Second Liberal Redneck February 23, 2021

j knob

dick the shape of a banana

Guy: I have a j knob

by ok doky September 17, 2015

J-Fudge

noun- the dirt, grease, or grime that collects on and subsequently dislodges from the back of one's mullet

You got a little bit o' J-Fudge on you're chin there... yeah, right there... you got it.

by NodularIronCrank November 14, 2010

M N B V C X Z L K J H G F D S A P O I U Y T R E W Q

At this point you aren't even trying to break you cycle of boredom and procrastinating you are just looking which combinations of qwerty have not been made yet for absolutely no reason at all, wanna know what to type next? I know, how about you don't type anything and stop procrastinating

Random dude: Hey you!
You: Me?
Random dude: Yes, you!
You: M N B V C X Z L K J H G F D S A P O I U Y T R E W Q
Michael Jackson: Stop it, get some help
Obama: *Turns into Obamium*

by Canimexis May 28, 2021

j-rag

Jesus-loving Republican Against Gays

"Are we going to the 6:00 church group meeting?"

"Hell yeah I love those j-rag's"

by BlakeLovesGod July 2, 2022

Kah-J

Greatest Of All Time

My child will be named Kah-J because he is my favourite child

by Kahtastrophic November 22, 2021