Bird Pooping

When a male ejaculates off of a high balcony on to the people on the ground below with the goal of getting it on someone.

I was really bored and horny the other day, so I went bird pooping off of my apartment balcony on someone walking by.

by Neil Biformi December 6, 2025

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Birds in the fan.

Birds in fans can be a home nuisance (nesting in vents) or a serious danger (colliding with ceiling fans), requiring solutions from physical barriers like mesh to deterrents like noise, but professional help is often best for vent nests due to health risks from droppings/mites. For pet birds, it's crucial to avoid fan use entirely, using "lock out/tag out" systems or alternative cooling to prevent severe injuries like broken wings or beaks.

"Bro i think i have birds in the fan..." - "If you listen closely you can hear birds in the fan."

by Gary Jizzmax December 12, 2025

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Blast the bird

To Either Masterbate or also could be used contextually to describe punching someone while flipping them off

Credit- Alex. S

"I just had to blast The bird rq" "Man if you dont shut up Ima give you a bird blaster"

by TheWordWizard67 December 17, 2025

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Single Bird Downer

in the aviation world, this person or thing is the sole reason why a aircraft is not able to fly and all processes are on hold until they get their part of the job done.

there is no way you took 13 hours on a 2 hour job. you're becoming a single bird downer

by AMXhooligans December 18, 2025

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