J-beaning is a sexual act, or fetish, where one pours jelly beans all over their lover and attempts to guess the flavors by consuming them off of their partner's body.
"Man, dis girl was into some weird ass shit, she had me j-beaning n errthang."
"I was j-beaning this guy last night, and everything was going well until I encountered the Buttered Popcorn™. Let's just say I won't be hearing from him again."
"I was j-beaning this guy last night, and everything was going well until I encountered the Buttered Popcorn™. Let's just say I won't be hearing from him again."
by ButteredPopcorn October 9, 2014
Get the J-beaningmug. A nickname used for someone with a first name beginning with the letter J. Some may make a joke that the person stabs and/or talks about stabbing a lot.
D-Dog: J-Blader pass me that knife. Byut don't stab me.
Josh: Dude i told you not to call me J-Blader.
Josh: Dude i told you not to call me J-Blader.
by Mnayin May 1, 2009
Get the J-Bladermug. by jemeriqwanna February 15, 2003
Get the type Jmug. by Givemeseungjun November 23, 2021
Get the J-USmug. Person 1 playing I wanna lockpick: Yo Person 2, I got 1. j keys
Person 2 watching: wait what?? how is that possible???
Person 2 watching: wait what?? how is that possible???
by mreatha February 4, 2025
Get the 1. jmug. A nickname for Jeremy;
that one kid who can be very rude at times, but is loving to the people he holds close to his heart.
that one kid who can be very rude at times, but is loving to the people he holds close to his heart.
by uknomem8 February 12, 2018
Get the J-remymug. by Davidmag86 August 19, 2023
Get the PB&Jmug.