a l i g h t s w i t c h

A meme popularized by the youtuber John Patrick Douglass (JacksFilms) in episode 21 of his hit series ''Yiay''
Question: What turns you on?
Answer: A L I G H T S W I T C H
by Donuffs March 05, 2018
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Roll On The Floor Laughing Then Died Of Laughter Went To Heaven But Got Hit On The Way And Here I Am Now
Died because he laughed to much went to heaven bt wings got chopped of by a plane and fell all the way back in to his body so he is here today... eg R o t f l t d o l w t h b g h o t w a h i a n
by LittleT February 09, 2012
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L. C. T. H. U.

Guy: Wanna Play a Game?
Girl: Sure?
Guy: L. C. T. H. U.
Girl: Huh
Guy: Lets Chill Tonight and Hook Up
Girl: Great Pick Up Line Jackass!!!!
by SexyGal123 July 18, 2012
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Dr T from boom beach

Dr T from boom beach is an event character from Supercells hit game, Boom Beach. Don't steal his plans.
Person A: I stole Dr T from boom beach's plans last night!
Person B: You can't do that stealing is illegal.
by Bingus the second November 19, 2020
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T p a y o d

When you're so bored literally at life that you type the search bar "type any word" without every other letter.
School's boring, time to type "t p a y o d"! Let's see what comes up!
by Skinnypenis469 November 10, 2020
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A-S-A-P-T-S-D

A subset of the psychological diagnosis of Post Traumatic Stress Syndrome (P.T.S.D.) caused specifically by corporate culture’s unrelenting need for every fucking thing to be delivered “as soon as possible” (A.S.A.P.), without any fucking regard to what is reasonable, thus creating a withering climate of perpetual panic & psychological breakdown.
VP Marketing: “Where the fuck are my product renders.”
Art director: “Dave is working on that. He is on no sleep & his 7th coffee this morning. We are on it.”
VP Marketing: “I asked for them two days ago & I present in Paris in Wednesday. I NEED those hero shots now!”

Art Director: “I understand, & you will get them today. Phil needed the packaging colors addressed & bumped the renders - sorry.”
VP Marketing: “I don’t care about packaging. Let me talk to Dave. If you can’t manage your team, I will.”
Art Director: “Dude - Dave is this close to serious A-S-A-P-T-S-D, and is threatening to quit. Let me handle this.”
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Wet t-shirt competition game

When someone’s left a turd in the toilet

You put a sheet of toilet paper over it and piss on it until you see the turd through the paper
“Hey guys what did you do during lockdown?”

“We played the wet t-shirt competition game, fun for the whole family
by THeCaKEisAliE010 December 04, 2020
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