by Duke the MiniNuke January 21, 2023

by LazyWasTaken February 2, 2024

by M…? April 28, 2022

*Person one nearing their max*
Person one: "Man, this chick was blowing me so good... just as I dropped my load I said "Oh great heavens I'm about to splurge!"
Person 2:"Wow man thats crazy you sounded like a total gentlemen when you said "Oh good heavens im about to splurge."
Person one: "Man, this chick was blowing me so good... just as I dropped my load I said "Oh great heavens I'm about to splurge!"
Person 2:"Wow man thats crazy you sounded like a total gentlemen when you said "Oh good heavens im about to splurge."
by Isator November 14, 2023

1. When you’re banging your lady and she starts to gush (cum or urine if you’re nasty).
2. When you’re giving it to your man and your cum mixes with the lube and gushes out.
2. When you’re giving it to your man and your cum mixes with the lube and gushes out.
Leanna: ‘Oh my gushness Jasmine, last night Leon made me pour like waterfall’
Pedro: ‘I rode him so hard until he moaned “oh my gushness, I’m gushing.”’
Pedro: ‘I rode him so hard until he moaned “oh my gushness, I’m gushing.”’
by Wyatt_define July 7, 2024

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim April 30, 2025

Dad: And that’s why you should always look in the last place first.
Son: Dad, that joke is from nineteen-oh-never.
Son: Dad, that joke is from nineteen-oh-never.
by Yamato Yamamoto November 5, 2023
