when your in-laws, or your significant others' family are some of the most dysfunctional people around but your partner/significant other is completely normal. Taken from the movie Notting Hill and based on the parents of Hugh Grant's character.
man a) I just got married, but also have a big surprise along with the marriage
man's sister: what is it?
man: If you wanted to say that my wife doesn't love me, that's not it.
sister: Stop putting words in the horse's mouth
man (ignoring the interruption): Lol. i just found out I have Notting Hill In-laws. Mother-in-law is a recovering crack addict and and alcoholic, father-in-law has a criminal record for Bernie Madoff style fraud and has already served time and was released, one brother-in-law is currently in jail for helping smuggle illegal Mexican immigrants into The States. You get the picture. However, what is bizarre in all of this is that my wife has no addiction, no criminal record and is completely sane.
sister: Lol. Are you serious?
man: Dead serious.
man's sister: what is it?
man: If you wanted to say that my wife doesn't love me, that's not it.
sister: Stop putting words in the horse's mouth
man (ignoring the interruption): Lol. i just found out I have Notting Hill In-laws. Mother-in-law is a recovering crack addict and and alcoholic, father-in-law has a criminal record for Bernie Madoff style fraud and has already served time and was released, one brother-in-law is currently in jail for helping smuggle illegal Mexican immigrants into The States. You get the picture. However, what is bizarre in all of this is that my wife has no addiction, no criminal record and is completely sane.
sister: Lol. Are you serious?
man: Dead serious.
by Sexydimma September 6, 2012
Get the Notting Hill In-lawsmug. The ultra important, high falutin, and just all around annoying sister of your spouse. She will not be at your wedding because she has more important things to do, and if by chance she shows up, she'll ruin it. She's your mother-in-law's teammate and soldier.
The ideal sister-in-law is one that resides six feet below the ground in a cemetery, right next to the ideal mother-in-law.
by Xxxxxxxxfanboyxxxxxxxxxx January 31, 2021
Get the Sister-in-lawmug. My great-grandnibling-in-law is a good person.
by Gerald128 April 7, 2021
Get the great-grandnibling-in-lawmug. Whittle's Law states that the only reason why someone or a group of people would willingly do something which makes themselves look bad is because the only alternatives would make them look even worse.
Using Bill Whittle's Law, we can know that the only reason why the politician admitted to doing cocaine is because if he had denied it then people would have eventually known both that he does cocaine and is a liar to boot.
by Demon Cyborg October 17, 2020
Get the Whittle's Lawmug. Folks whom are now acquainted with you via marriage to spouse.
Folks whom also swing by on a moments notice & stay entirely too long.
Folks whom also swing by on a moments notice & stay entirely too long.
Clem: The ol' lady just told me the in-laws are coming in for 2 weeks.
Hank: That's a pisser, let's go get some beers.
Hank: That's a pisser, let's go get some beers.
by Urbanasaurus76 February 5, 2021
Get the In-lawsmug. How different the opinions of several men may be, they can always agree on one thing: The beauty of a certain woman. In each group of male friends there's always one girl that is objectively super hot. This argument can be used beacause the friends don't want to argue anymore or the subject is too unimportant to argue about.
by sedclev April 17, 2017
Get the Von Biesmark's lawmug. stepgrandniece-in-law.
by Simaduria July 27, 2024
Get the stepgrandniece-in-lawmug.