eat my phone

consuming somebody’s phone

mom: GERALD, DID YOU EAT MY PHONE?!
gerald: yes ofc bro

by thepersonwhoisreal January 17, 2023

eat some box

eat some pussy

“i’m tryna eat some box this weekend”

by ctfu0901 February 1, 2018

Eating Dick

Sucking on a penis that was just up your pussy/ass or, just came out of a mans pants and is hard as hell.

Eating Dick

You: “I was eating dick last night!”
Friend: “Damn, you’re lucky!”

by Laylathecrazylesbian September 12, 2021

Eating Carrots Analy

Something that does not tighten your boy holes.

James: Yo bro what are you doing?

Jerry: I'm eating carrots analy, it's supposed to tighten my boy holes.

James: Don't do that it doesn't work I tried last week.

by Low taper tiddy man March 21, 2025

Eat Butt

a way to express a feeling of anger, resentment, or jealousy.

Tom: I got a 62 on the test, what bout you?
Rob: 92
Tom: Eat butt

by myownpseudonym May 25, 2022

Don't eat my fries.

What someone says when the (stupidly) leave their fries unattended. Usually resulting in at least five fries gone when they get back.

Person 1: "Don't eat my fries."
Person 2: "A'ight"
Person 2 eats a fry
Person 1 throws water bottle at Person 2's stomach, making him spit out the fry
Person 1: "What we learn?"

by pigheadedweirdo August 8, 2018

Eating your mayonnaise

Understanding something. Synonym to "picking up what you're putting down."

Person a: "So after you solver for x, you need to substitute it back into the equation."
Person b: "alright, I'm eating your mayonnaise"

by purple-tortilla-chip September 14, 2023