claparoni and cheese

When you get a case of Gonorrhea (The Clap) and the discharge looks like cream cheese leaking from the penis.

Connor: Hey bro I caught the case of the clap.

Francis: That sucks man, has there been any leakage?

Connor: Yeah dude it's almost yellow in color too!

Francis: It looks like you have a case of claparoni and cheese.

by -Francis July 20, 2016

backhand cheese

an ice hokcey move perfected by Brett Johnson; involves a nasty toe drag around a defensmen and then continuing towards the net and sniping up and the bar or bar down on you backhand side of the stick

Brett Johnson recieves a sexy sauce from Bryan Drew comes down on a breakaway and finishes with the backhand cheese.

by Bdrew September 23, 2009

BIG CHEESE

A THICKKKK RAT

A BIG CHEESE IS IN MY LIVING ROOM

by OOFcfd November 21, 2018

cheese gobbler

When people named kevin eat cheese out of rotted asshole and then brag about it to there co-workers

Kevin is a cheese gobbler

by FuckyourFace April 3, 2015

cheese donuts

Premature defication of half digested food that occurs during anal intercourse.

"She didn't use an enema and now I have cheese donuts all over my scrotum."

by Spiff_Mellif September 20, 2018

cheese pull

A sexual act where you use your partner as a charcuterie board. Samples of delicious cheeses, meats, and olives are arranged along your partner. You consume the cheese while binge watching your favorite trash TV series. It's only for married people.

I wanted to spice things up in the bedroom so I performed a cheese pull. It saved our marriage!

by MilfywayGalaxy January 4, 2021

Dick Cheese

When somebody licks your balls and it makes a cheddar cheese substance come out your urethra and it looks like cheese

John- Man you didn't clean up the at dick cheese
Bob- I like it

by I Am Kelpy G January 27, 2017