cake is just gay bread

fruit cake. fish cake. confetti cake. pineapple upside down cake. POUND CAKE.....

cassatella di sant'Agata cakes from italy are shaped like boobies (look it up) to honor Saint Agatha of Sicily. Made of sponge, moistened with juice or liqueur, and stuffed with ricotta and chocolate. Decorated with marzipan, icing, and candied fruit....like come on

oh and sugar? gay salt

Cake is just gay bread

by Sickomonster November 7, 2025

cake on the phone

To flirt with someone online. Being sweet on someone

About to put these kids to sleep so I can “cake on the phone” with you 😂

by ClapCheeks October 1, 2022

Cake Smushing

The sexual gratification of cake sqaushing with feet or posterior.

She didn't get her thrills from big cock John... instead she gets off on a bit of cake smushing.
That black forest gateau never saw it coming!

by Qhwan August 11, 2021

floble cake

A multi-layer cake. Three or more cakes in one.

Usually prestige chiefs would go about the task.

The new chefs tried to perform a floble cake, and it ended up collapsing inside each other.

by Drk-IcE November 13, 2017

Cake

Dat robust ass

Person one: Do you know Keltzy?
Person two: Like Keltzy with that cake CAAAAAKE??

by Bennettforsenate February 28, 2019

Cake

Yummy food made with chocolate sometimes

“M. Yum. Cake is very yum.”

by Skikpsibob m father February 1, 2021

Carrot cake

Its when someone with a big ass puts a carrot in their asshole

“God damn jessie gotta fat ass, shiiiiiiit you know I'm trying to get some carrot cake”

by MF.Shroom November 14, 2022