Ryan Cisera

trash

you smell like Ryan Cisera

by marelized mapple September 2, 2020

Ryan

Ryan is so sweet, but what attracts him is his ass. Whenever he walks, people would think he’s farting, but it was just his ass... clapping. Anyways, he’s really handsome and cool. If you ever see him around, go and start conversation with him because he’s so sweet. Make sure to use eye contact.

“Damn Ryan got a fat ass” said Justin

by I love you muah January 29, 2020

Ryan's shower

A place where every individual on Earth would like to be. Specially on fridays.

Do you know where Alex is?
Idk, but its Friday so he's prolly stuck in Ryan's shower

by pizzamuzza February 20, 2025

Ryan stubbs syndrome

only 1 known case.
causes you to be incredibly dumb

ryan stubbs syndrome

by Lebronfan123 March 28, 2022

Ryan the Mercenary

The living, breathing, definition of disappointment. There are no words to describe the reign of tyranny imposed by the redundant and incessant amount of sheer luck this freak of nature possesses. He's horrible. I hate him.
- CT

Ryan the Mercenary is a bitch.

by Ryan the Mercenary February 8, 2021

Ryan - Muff Cabbage

A man boy with an assault charge who threatens young women. Once cried outside of a girls car because she wouldn't go home with him. Use this name as a derogatory term.

I would hate to be called a Ryan - Muff Cabbage.

by idkidc12345 July 10, 2022

Ryan

Absolute Unit, Best in any Sport and can probably beat you in anything. You can feel his awesome yet terrifying presence wherever you are, even if he is not in the same country as you.

Person 1: Oh no I can feel Ryan's presence

Person 2: Isn't he away to Jamaica

Person 1: Yes , that is what scares me

by iBallisticBoyd May 2, 2022