taco spits

After drinking all night and eating the last resort food because nothing is open at 2 am you wake up shiting so bad your ass hole has the taco spits

I drank so much and and some nasty food I woke up with the taco spits

by Colorawdo_crook November 15, 2015

Grape Jelly Taco

It's when you put grape jelly on you penis and have intercourse with a woman. Then you eat her out.

Joe:Yo man you wanna help me make a grape jelly taco?
Emily:Sure lets go to the store.
Joe:No man not that kind.
Emily:Oh okay ill go to the kitchen.

by xXN0XSK0PEX69X420Xx November 20, 2013

taco 5

a phrase used to initiate a function, typically at a taco bell

Person 1: taco 5
Person 2: aight im down

by bagorant_4_ever November 28, 2024

Taco Bell

Where you can get some nice Mexican food at a cheap price; but just be careful, because you might end up with a singed, ashen bum-hole in 2 hours. Yep, a lot of people are saying Taco Bell’s food is causing them to end up like this owing to explosive diarrhea from their low-quality tacos, burritos, and what not*.

Rocky: Come on, Bullwinkle! We’re going to Taco Bell!
Bullwinkle: I don’t wanna start shooting fire out of my bum in 2 hours owing to THAT stuff, Rock! Can’t we just make homemade tacos?
Rocky: 😒 We don’t have the ingredients for that stuff, Bullwinkle.
*2 hours later*
Rocky and Bullwinkle: *EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA*
*The entire bathroom is smothered in fire*
Boris: Yes! Natesha, we did it!

by MrWhomstDVe January 19, 2020

Taco

Something we all know that boi got for free.

It's from a vine lmao

"Hey how much did u pay for dat taco??"
"Aye you know dis bois gots his free taco."
*falls*
Who can say where the road goes

Where the day goes

by ME:)))) April 30, 2019

Taco Bell

1. The place to be!

Taco Bell is the place to be!

by -i s ii[]{!}// May 8, 2021

Taco’s

Tacos are a food staple in certain parts of the world the saying “tacos make the heart grow fonder” was stolen and given the dumb phrase of “absence makes the heart grow fonder”

Taco’s

You are the taco to my truck the taco to my salad the thought of your taco makes my heart grow fonder

by Websters dickshunary October 14, 2025