spunk on my tits

Says what it is really.

Jaz: Oh Bratcher spunk on my tits.
Bratcher: Well I'm mid stroking but, for sure. *screams like a whale*

by Just a guy with a cock March 29, 2016

elsa sugar tits

A stripper who works in a shady part of town

“Did you go to Elsa sugar tits down the road yet?"

by Koreilly December 07, 2017

are you titting me

when you run out of funny shit to say when something happens, so you just say this

mark: dude, stacey just fucked your cousin!
chad: are you TITTING me?!?
mark: heh never heard that before lol nice

by LonnieLmao January 24, 2018

tit-o-end

When you don't want things to end

He broke up with me, but I don't want tit-o-end.

by Msniss June 09, 2015

lost her tits

To lose one’s mind over something simple.

She “lost her tits” over the gnat in the elevator.

by Blade 110 March 12, 2022

Tits are in my asshole

When your lady friend forces you to do something you don't want to do

Boys I want to go camping but tits are in my asshole

by 8732whatitdo July 11, 2017

slim jim tit

When a bitch has some long skinny nipples, resembling a slim jim.

Not as tasty as it sounds.

"Yo dude look at that chick's slim jim tits"

by tittymilk69 August 10, 2015