Tits are in my asshole

When your lady friend forces you to do something you don't want to do

Boys I want to go camping but tits are in my asshole

by 8732whatitdo July 10, 2017

kiss my tits

A comeback when someone has put you down. Female equivalent of suck my balls.

Guy: you suck at this game
Girl: kiss my tits

by Baum schniffer September 7, 2018

shit-ass-tits

It is a word used in fustration when you don't know what words to say.

*person falls down stairs
Person2: Are you ok

Person1: Ahhh Shit-ass-tits

by Marvel2100 September 25, 2017

slim jim tit

When a bitch has some long skinny nipples, resembling a slim jim.

Not as tasty as it sounds.

"Yo dude look at that chick's slim jim tits"

by tittymilk69 September 14, 2015

What's her tits

The female equivalent of "what's his name?" when trying to remember someone's name.

Oh my God, like that girl we met at that party...you know?...What's her tits, there.

by yursh22 August 31, 2017

rits bits tits

When someone has really small nipples.

girl 1: oh no, Dan is taking off his shirt again.
girl 2: oh god, he has rits bits tits!

by Jibbity Jub-Jub April 8, 2015

super nintendo tits

When a womens tits havnt been perky since the super Nintendo was released.

DUDE, Kobes mom has super nintendo tits.

by anal dream queen April 28, 2015