A joke made by Simply Nailogical viewers (who call themselves holosexuals). The nail youtuber used to say to apply a "glossy top coat" to the nails, which was misheard as "glossy taco" and was widely talked about in the comments of SimplyNailogical's (Cristines) videos. Cristine heard about this and now says "glossy taco" in her videos instead of "glossy top coat".
by a homosexual holosexual August 14, 2017

Verb meaning to catastrophically fail in a spectacular way.
Originated in the mountain biking community in the late 1980s - early 1990, referring to the shape of a bicycle wheel after a structural failure at high velocity.
Originated in the mountain biking community in the late 1980s - early 1990, referring to the shape of a bicycle wheel after a structural failure at high velocity.
"Dude was schralping a gnarly trail, tacoed his wheel, bit the dirt doing 40, and ended up in the ER."
"47 sure tacoed the economy!"
"47 sure tacoed the economy!"
by Friday411 June 5, 2025

by X_X_X_X-X_X_X_X July 30, 2017

“OMG I always thought it was the Garbage truck that smells awful, turns out it’s Makita and her unwashed Surströmming Taco. Can you tell her to close her legs because it’s making me sick”
by EMD F59PHI April 29, 2025

by Silvernight134 April 18, 2018

From SimplyNailogical: A glossy taco is a nickname given to the glossy "top coat" used on nails to make the nails shiny.
Cristine, from SimplyNailogical: Now add a glossy taco (insert image of taco emoji flying across screen)
by somerandomassgirl April 18, 2018
