Six Month Rule

The idea and the rule that no woman is so perfect that you cannot get over her in six months or less. Regardless of how fucking perfect she seemed to be.

This rule applies to all relationships but excludes marriages, since marriages *usually* involve a period of divorce which takes forever and involves losing half of your stuff.

J: I'm trying to keep myself busy, I hope I'm not in this post-breakup depressed mood forever... Six month rule, right?
A: Oh yeah, I know what you mean
J: I mean, its not my fault that Mary cheated on me, sigh...

by October17th2010 December 11, 2012

10-Second Rule

The rule that states that if you don't like what you see from a person in the first ten seconds you see them, than you will most likely not like them later on.

Is ussually used on apparent douchebags, seemingly annoying bitches, or preppy-ass motherfuckers.

Jim: Ay, Carl! Look at that guy over there.
(Carl looks at apparent douchebage and applies 10-Second Rule)
Carl: He looks like a fucking douche.

by AlexTheOmnipotent March 31, 2013

Rule of Three

Bosses in Video Games that take 3 hits to beat

Bowser in most Mario games go off the Rule of Three so he's easy to beat

by Dudeontheinternet August 22, 2016

RULE #2

Rule #2 in a marching band:
Don't suck.

If you break rule #2, you'd better be quitting band.

by Aralyn January 13, 2008

Rule 1701-A

Don't Mess with ANY Captain of the USS Enterprise, particularly Capt. James Tiberius Kirk. doing so is an INSTANT and immediate death sentence

Person 1: Kirk didn't know what he was doing in Command of the Enterprise, he even destroyed it, TWICE!

Person 2:*takes a gun out, shooting person 1 fatally* Rule 1701-A jerkwad, you do NOT mess with Kirk

by Blades4119 May 14, 2010

rule the roost

what my mother says should be the role of the woman in a relationship.

"hunny, you rule the roost"

by NAAH August 29, 2005

five second rule

h2oincfs' Corollary:

The food can remain on the floor for longer than five seconds, as long as you started reaching for it before the five seconds expired.

I had to change position after my first attempt to reach the Cheesy Poof that had fallen under my desk failed. However, I had begun the attempt before five seconds had passed, therefore the five second rule was not broken.

by h2oincfs March 23, 2005