Simp

A short fat white boy who can’t stand his own ground, and will do anything to get a girlfriend. He always wants pussy no matter how good or bad it is.

That little pussy is a simp.

I know man, that lee woods kid will do anything for some low quality ass.

by Bigguywhoeatsass May 31, 2020

simps next door

Nosey ass neighbors who simp over every inch of your dick.

Goddamn simps next door are snooping my damn logs

by SlinkyDickTheOriginalSimp July 7, 2022

Biggest simp

When someone is a massive simp for someone

People : who is the biggest simp?
Others : James.

by Gh0s1y6 February 17, 2022

SIMP

See Incel

"Brian expected to get pussy just for being a nice guy. What a Simp"

by Nyarlethotep April 14, 2020

Simp

Sniper Monke is the true definition of simp.Pitty for those who don’t know.

-SIMP
-Oh thx ima sniper monkey

by Renako February 15, 2021

Simp

An overused word by idiots that means that someone puts the hoes before the bros but is now used so commonly that any man just being generally nice to a female is a simp.

Tyler: Oh hey Melissa, your purse fell on the floor here it is

Melissa: Thanks Tyler!
Idiots: oooooohhh such a simp hahah simp simp why are you simping hahahahah

by DestiKnee May 13, 2020

Simp

Nico Slomka

A person who acts like Nico slomka.
“Quit being a simp”

by Capalot123 January 23, 2020