ass monkey

a nice word for asshole

Dick is a real ass monkey!

by ass monkey August 22, 2003

monkey fist

A very small vagina. Also known as a monklet in extreme south Alabama. Opposite of a vagiant.

Ball up your fist and look at the little hole your pointer finger makes. Imagine a rhesus monkey doing it.

How was your date? Big pussy? No, she had a monkey fist.

by EchoFree October 20, 2007

Monkey Bath

A bath so hot, that when lowering yourself into it, you go,"Oo! Oo! Oo!
Aa! Aa! Aa!

by Karlito April 20, 2003

monkey ear

An ear that protrudes from the head, surrounded by long hair, thus resembling that of a monkey.

Person1:
"Have you seen the state of your hair?"
Person2:
"What's wrong with it?"
Person1:
"Your ears are poking out of ur hair, you've got a right monkey ear going on."
Person2:
"Oh arse."

by simGB June 28, 2009

Porch Monkey

One of a very vast collection of names for a black guy(or girl :D)

those porch monkeys need to go back to africa!

by Concerned White Man November 3, 2010

plow monkey

when a combination of intoxcation - and tomfoolery leads to stupidity.

Jim had arrived at plow monkey status, having mixed his own drinks all day.

Watch-out! He's gone completely plow monkey!

by rolisk August 29, 2005

Shadow Monkey

When a meth head does 2 much meth and is awake for days at a time and see's shadoy like creatures run across the road so they swerve and try to hit them.

Bob: Did you hear about that meth head that ran over those people when he thought he saw a shadow monkey?

Leroy: No, but doesn't surprise me though. Thats what they do.

by ComptonD March 22, 2007