Mexican Table Cloth

The paper liner used for protecting yourself from contact in a public toilet seat. Sometimes called an ass-gasket

Man, I ran into the toilet to take a dump at the gas station but there was piss all over the seat, and the dispenser was all out of Mexican Table Cloths.

by Yello Roc September 14, 2023

Mexican mother

To shove your dick in her ass while she screams Mexican slurs at you

Dude I totally shocked her with the Mexican mother

by Rhodes’s January 12, 2022

mexican galore

little border jumper unknown as fuck pussy boy galore brokie wookie nana boo boo

MEXICAN GALORE? THE BROKE NIGGA GALORE? THE FUCKING NIGGA???

by lakdhwkfhakdnoalaa September 16, 2023

mexican prenup

The act of putting your valuable assets under your mothers name to prevent it from being taken in divorce court

That puta tried to take my impala when she left me but i had that mexican prenup!

by Mississippi.boi April 17, 2024

mexican dumpster

When a man cums inside an asshole and that person in turn poops it back out on them. Preferably on the face.

Me: dude I came in her butt last night and she pooped it back on my face!!!

Friend: dude wtf. Gross!!! You let her give you a Mexican dumpster???

by Zainy21 September 5, 2017

big mexican daddy

The name for that one mexican in the group who is by far the best looking, coolest, most absurdly rad guy with a huge penis and a hot girlfriend

"Yo, wheres big mexican daddy"
"He's out fucking 12 girls including your mom"

by Big Mexican Daddy December 10, 2019

Mexican

A Mexican is a mutilated cow giving birth to a bee

Bro did you see that Mexican back there?

Yeah did you see the bee hanging out of its ass?

by CagedLemons23 February 21, 2020