by Karlito April 20, 2003
Get the Monkey Bath mug.Person1:
"Have you seen the state of your hair?"
Person2:
"What's wrong with it?"
Person1:
"Your ears are poking out of ur hair, you've got a right monkey ear going on."
Person2:
"Oh arse."
"Have you seen the state of your hair?"
Person2:
"What's wrong with it?"
Person1:
"Your ears are poking out of ur hair, you've got a right monkey ear going on."
Person2:
"Oh arse."
by simGB June 28, 2009
Get the monkey ear mug.by Concerned White Man November 3, 2010
Get the Porch Monkey mug.Jim had arrived at plow monkey status, having mixed his own drinks all day.
Watch-out! He's gone completely plow monkey!
Watch-out! He's gone completely plow monkey!
by rolisk August 29, 2005
Get the plow monkey mug.When a meth head does 2 much meth and is awake for days at a time and see's shadoy like creatures run across the road so they swerve and try to hit them.
Bob: Did you hear about that meth head that ran over those people when he thought he saw a shadow monkey?
Leroy: No, but doesn't surprise me though. Thats what they do.
Leroy: No, but doesn't surprise me though. Thats what they do.
by ComptonD March 22, 2007
Get the Shadow Monkey mug.by Jenmeg! June 10, 2008
Get the gundle monkey mug.When a girl does backward cowgirl on top of a guy while he shits in her hand. Then she flings it around the room manically.
Fred: Last night me and Judy went crazy and tried the monkey bounce!
Dan: Wow! Dude how was it?!
Fred: Not as exciting as you'd think...
Dan: Wow! Dude how was it?!
Fred: Not as exciting as you'd think...
by fnksdhgfk June 22, 2008
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