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Monkey Bath

A bath so hot, that when lowering yourself into it, you go,"Oo! Oo! Oo!
Aa! Aa! Aa!
by Karlito April 20, 2003
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monkey ear

An ear that protrudes from the head, surrounded by long hair, thus resembling that of a monkey.
Person1:
"Have you seen the state of your hair?"
Person2:
"What's wrong with it?"
Person1:
"Your ears are poking out of ur hair, you've got a right monkey ear going on."
Person2:
"Oh arse."
by simGB June 28, 2009
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Porch Monkey

One of a very vast collection of names for a black guy(or girl :D)
by Concerned White Man November 3, 2010
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plow monkey

when a combination of intoxcation - and tomfoolery leads to stupidity.
Jim had arrived at plow monkey status, having mixed his own drinks all day.

Watch-out! He's gone completely plow monkey!
by rolisk August 29, 2005
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Shadow Monkey

When a meth head does 2 much meth and is awake for days at a time and see's shadoy like creatures run across the road so they swerve and try to hit them.
Bob: Did you hear about that meth head that ran over those people when he thought he saw a shadow monkey?

Leroy: No, but doesn't surprise me though. Thats what they do.
by ComptonD March 22, 2007
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gundle monkey

Pickle juice that smells like sour hair.
Dang your shampoo smells like a gundle monkey.
by Jenmeg! June 10, 2008
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monkey bounce

When a girl does backward cowgirl on top of a guy while he shits in her hand. Then she flings it around the room manically.
Fred: Last night me and Judy went crazy and tried the monkey bounce!
Dan: Wow! Dude how was it?!
Fred: Not as exciting as you'd think...
by fnksdhgfk June 22, 2008
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