by Sugon69 September 2, 2022
Get the Fart tart mug.by Talljellybean November 4, 2017
Get the Art fart mug.This is when you go to a small shop with a large bunch of friends with whom you had a curry with the night before. And you all simultaneously fart like hell before exiting without making a purchase. This can be done in stealth by silent ones, or for added effect rip them out as loud as you can, watch the invasion unfold as the shop assistants dive for cover.
If you only have a small group, it can be done in a taxi, but has to be just as you're paying your fare.......Then upon leaving the taxi the doors are closed really quickly. The driver then suffers for over-charging.
If you only have a small group, it can be done in a taxi, but has to be just as you're paying your fare.......Then upon leaving the taxi the doors are closed really quickly. The driver then suffers for over-charging.
'lets go to that crap clothes shop on the and release phase 1 of a fart invasion campaign, we'll get the fuckers next week too'
'This taxi drivers sure to rip us off, I feel the need for a fart invasion'
'This taxi drivers sure to rip us off, I feel the need for a fart invasion'
by doppelganger74 September 29, 2012
Get the Fart Invasion mug.Small amounts of feces that are accidentally ejected during a robust breaking of wind. Similar to a shart, but with less volume. Greatly increases toilet paper consumption and can lead to a rash when not treated. Most common with those who treat farting as performance art.
Dude 1: “Dude, my crack feels moist from that last cheek flapper and it’s driving me crazy! I guess I’ll have to go wipe off that fart frosting AGAIN!”
Dude 2: “I feel ya, at least with a shart, it’s over and done with. The last time my wife made kale, I had enough frosting to decorate a cake, and went through a whole roll of toilet paper in a day!”
Person 1: “Why does Bill keep leaving his desk to go to the bathroom? I haven’t seen him drink anything all day”
Person 2: “If you were his cube mate you’d know. He’s been cutting muffins all day. He probably needs to take care of some fart frosting before he gets a rash.”
Dude 2: “I feel ya, at least with a shart, it’s over and done with. The last time my wife made kale, I had enough frosting to decorate a cake, and went through a whole roll of toilet paper in a day!”
Person 1: “Why does Bill keep leaving his desk to go to the bathroom? I haven’t seen him drink anything all day”
Person 2: “If you were his cube mate you’d know. He’s been cutting muffins all day. He probably needs to take care of some fart frosting before he gets a rash.”
by Uncle Chunky September 29, 2019
Get the Fart frosting mug.This is when you are sitting down and you pass gas. It then travels upwards in pockets creating air bubbles that tickle and massage your balls as they go by.
by Robmazz May 9, 2013
Get the aero fart mug.by Jimmay Bob Bob May 3, 2019
Get the fart sheets mug.the act of letting loose a swarm of shitmeister-smelling particles of gas in the air, while being on Skype. Normally done by females...named Nicole.
*FART*
Nathan: The hell was that?
Nicole: I don't even know!
Harold: NICOLE FARTED!
Skype Farting Process: Complete
Nathan: The hell was that?
Nicole: I don't even know!
Harold: NICOLE FARTED!
Skype Farting Process: Complete
by ThatSuperiorN January 11, 2014
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